One more thing

Ok I lied two more things.

First: Take a gander at my profile picture to see the real Gimpy in his flesh form.
Two: I'll be moving over some entries from my Tumblr onto here. After noticing only hipster fucks with nothing to write about but beer and being vegan are a majority of Tumblr inhibitors, I'll be blogging here from now on.

I think that's all.

Oh right.

After posting a dick comment on a blog I admire (since I can't keep admiring and jealously separated) I saw the name it posted under was 'Big Laser'. I thought to myself, "who the fuck is Big Laser? Is that me? Why is that me did I make that my name? I'm a douche." Then I clicked it and found my blog! The blog which I created with all intent of filling with masterpieces of literary excellence. Since my intents aren't worth a shit of course this blog was empty. However! It does have a fantastic banner I crafted myself in MS Paint. It's of my dog, Gimpy. So while the blog isn't really a blog minus this one entry please feel free to look at the MS Paint spray-canned version of my dog above.